Entry #1
Dear Diary, My name is Euphemia Tosscobble. Euphemia is the name my Mama gave me. Tosscobble was Horace's last name. Not that Horace and I were married or even betrothed ever, but when people in the civilized world asked me my whole name and were suspicious when I said we didn't have second names where I was from, well, Horace offered me his, and I gladly took it. Now, of course, with Horace gone, I'm the only one with that name... But I won't dwell on that right now. What I will dwell on is all of the wild changes that have taken place in my life over the course of the last eight days. You see, I was hired by a dwarf named Gundron to deliver some goods to Phandalin. Of course, I took the job originally to seek my revenge on Glasstaff for Horace's death, but along the way, we discovered that Gundron had been taken, and I banned together with the others Gundron hired to save him. And wow, what a crew. I'm going to jot down a list and my impressions really qui...